Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

Wogasaurus

Like a theasaurus, the wogasaurus teeches people how to speak wog. Going into a nigger area? Then just fetch your wogasaurus.

I was in Brooklyn when all of a sudden i was approached by some niggers who spoke wog, it was very intimidating, but then i pulled out my wogasaurus and was soon in kfc with the formentioned niggers

by chubby thy legend May 24, 2009

Jewhad

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010

Krunch

Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.

Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.

by chubby thy legend February 01, 2010

Drug-wog

Like a drug dog but much cheaper and more expendable than their canine counterparts. like drug dogs you cut open there stomach and inside, store ilegal narcotics. Very cheap, very effective, and most of all, very funny

Dealer 1: So, you get the dog into the country?

Dealer 2: na man

Dealer 1: you said you had the stuff!

Dealer 2: i do, meet tyrone, my finest drug-wog

by chubby thy legend September 19, 2009

lolocaust

a lolocaust is a genocide of epic proportion however it is only acceptable to mock said genocide 50 years or more after the incident.

holocaust=ok

rwanda genocide=not cool

as you can see, the rules for calling lolocaust are clear

by chubby thy legend February 01, 2010

dying baby

When a baby is in the process of dying, it tends to be very funny.

Hey joe, did you see that dying baby?

Dude, will, i creamed my fucking pants

I laughed so hard, that three africans die

Your laughter of a dying baby bought about the death of africans?

yes

well then how can babies dying be a BAD thing

by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009