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Pornographic film being released on Blu-ray.

Features fabulous visual experience with ultra-high details of porn stars' body parts. You can even see the sweat gland of boobies, plus bombastic surround sound of moaning and growling.

With Blu-ray technology, you can watch porn movies in 3D as well (not just Avatar)
Guy #1: OMFG this blu-film is the shit!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, it's so real I just came without even fapping!!!!
by chrno July 28, 2010
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Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.
1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!
by chrno July 28, 2010
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Judge Mathis

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The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
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dark chocolate

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Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.

Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter

It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate

Susan: You mean African American male?

Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
by chrno July 27, 2010
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A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.

Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea
Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her

Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy
by chrno July 27, 2010
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eurosport

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Eurosport is a European sports satellite and cable network, available in 59 countries and broadcasting in 20 different languages (more in Wikipedia)

Eurosport is also available on the Internet (duh) which makes it an easy target for trolls. Some of their irrelevant comments made a good laugh, and the others made you pity them.
Josh: What is Eurosport?
Bob: Eurosport is the European ESPN
by chrno July 25, 2010
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