Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
by chrno August 13, 2010
The best judge ever featured on TV.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
by chrno July 27, 2010
A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.
Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....
Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
by chrno September 27, 2010
Pornographic film being released on Blu-ray.
Features fabulous visual experience with ultra-high details of porn stars' body parts. You can even see the sweat gland of boobies, plus bombastic surround sound of moaning and growling.
With Blu-ray technology, you can watch porn movies in 3D as well (not just Avatar)
Features fabulous visual experience with ultra-high details of porn stars' body parts. You can even see the sweat gland of boobies, plus bombastic surround sound of moaning and growling.
With Blu-ray technology, you can watch porn movies in 3D as well (not just Avatar)
Guy #1: OMFG this blu-film is the shit!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, it's so real I just came without even fapping!!!!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, it's so real I just came without even fapping!!!!
by chrno July 28, 2010
A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.
Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea
Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea
Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her
Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy
Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy
by chrno July 27, 2010