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another word for dumb ass...ignorant + ass = ignorass
wow that guy is such an ignorass
by christophorus September 08, 2010

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Certified-Dime-Piece..a girl of extreme beauty

-a document granting a girls extreme beauty and making it known
damn man i went to the club and saw nothin but C.D.P.'s..is was a sight of beauty
by christophorus September 06, 2010

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sweet + bitch
-a girl that is a sweet bitch, basically bipolar, she can be a bitch one minute and a sweetheart the next
wow that girl is such a sweeitch!
by christophorus September 06, 2010

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a term used to describe something rediculously smooth
wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!
by christophorus September 06, 2010

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an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh
those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG
by christophorus September 08, 2010

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ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot
i made my woman do a white tadpole last night
by christophorus August 04, 2011

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when a man can no longer get a boner
i heard that guy is boner busted
by christophorus August 04, 2011

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