11 definitions by chris_luva

1. A delectable beverage made by Australian company tru blu beverages.
2. The coolest substance in the universe.

3. A holy drink used by the church of LA ice and created by his holiness Peter brooks. LA ice literally brought life to the universe.
1. person A: I am going to the local Woolworths to buy an LA ice cola, want one?

person B: hell yeah!
2. Person A: what's the coolest substance

person B: nothing cooler than la ice
3. Person A: I pray for a bountiful drink of LA ice.
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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off cream with green mold.
person A: the cream is moldy

Person B: that shit gream
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