chris 's definitions

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

snipdick

anotherwords burak and not all arabs are terroists just because 90% of them r lol the worship ak 47's

burak vocan emray mohamad hubdoA MUSTAPHA AND Mr Bond

by CHRIS July 11, 2003

loished

Loished is a pretty Loy word...A surfer cat in rockingham made it up in Western Australia

That girl is loished. That girl is Loy.
This party is pretty loy

by Chris December 4, 2004

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.

Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.

by Chris December 31, 2004

wigger

a white person who thinks they are black.

Lucas Robinson

by Chris February 23, 2007

Escualido

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.

I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!

by Chris March 11, 2005