chris 's definitions

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.

Dank is good but headies is better!

by Chris July 22, 2003

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

by Chris May 13, 2005

marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

by chris January 27, 2005

wrotten

The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.

"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet

by chris May 13, 2005

Mighty Mighty BossToneS

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.

All the BossToneS albums are amazing.

by Chris November 29, 2003

chava

The people who hang around on street corners, hurl abuse at passers by, smoke all the time and dress entirely in sportswear. Chavas is a term used almost expressly in the North East of England and is often used to refer to any ne'er do well who would steal your eyes if you weren't looking.

After I shouted a retort back at them, the chavas chased me up the street but they promptly collapsed in a fit of smokers' coughs.

by Chris May 3, 2003