chris 's definitions

haxor

1: Someone that disrespects other more knowledgable hacker's programs by calling them their own.
2: People that sometimes abuse the power and knowledge that was shared to them by superior hackers in an effort to gain some sort of pathetic status among teenagers.

SomeDood:I am a L33t h@x0r! I just crashed your aim window!
Otherguy:So...windows already does that for me.

Somedude:Bow down to my superior haxoring!
Girl:wow that iz so kool! I luv u!

by Chris January 17, 2004

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

Carmon

Carmon Meaning the Person From Widnes that Rocks at Counter-Strike and is also referred as " The Sex God " Rofl
Hes Makes Good teas!

Alright Carmon lad
wtf hax Carmon

by Chris March 10, 2005

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

naygor

a less derogatory version of nigger or nigga. Typically used by those of the non-black persuasion so they can call their black friends an N-word without getting in trouble with anyone who gets offended by shit like that.

Damn Laterrian, you're gonna give naygor's a bad name, cappin' asses and shit the way you do.

by Chris November 21, 2004

sixpack

Six strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

I just got a sixpack!

by Chris March 26, 2003