by Chris March 06, 2005
that is to be one with the might of chris,
1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
by Chris June 19, 2006
When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
by Chris February 08, 2005
When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.
But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal
other guys and make like a circus seal
by Chris August 31, 2003
When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.
"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."
by Chris March 01, 2005