pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004

a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.

by Chris November 19, 2004

boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

by Chris February 24, 2005

Racne

Acne in the female chest(rack) area.

That chick's boobs have racne on 'em.

by Chris September 13, 2003

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 08, 2004

Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.

"It's years of work and decreptitude..."

by Chris February 01, 2005

Olsen Twins

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.

"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."

by Chris January 01, 2005