chris's definitions

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)

"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave

by chris January 1, 2004

dawg

dawg or dog "da origial gangsta"

whatup dawg!?!?!

by chris October 23, 2002

struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'

"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"

by Chris June 2, 2003

religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself

You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons

by Chris December 13, 2003

Bitchahoy

Bitchahoy means ur a bitch and u fuck your mother

Oh my god that dude is a bitchahoy.

by Chris October 3, 2004