chris's definitions

Pig Fishin

Tie bacon on to some string, partner swallows and keeps it in the stomach.
During sexual behaviour of the poop shute variety the string can be pulled. This results in retching and constriction of all the major muscle groups. This can be found by many to induce a pleasant sensation of pain and pressure which serves to highten the stimulus level. Why not experiment with different types of bait?

"But im a vegetarian!"

by Chris October 25, 2004

10-9

10-9 is a police, and other 10 code using service, which has a meaning the same as, "repeat" or "say-again"

Can you please 10-9 your last transmission, It was a little 10-1 (distorted, broken up).

by Chris October 25, 2004

Squamish

The Area Between Vancouver And Whistler That Has A Mcdonalds and that one guy

We Stopped At Squamish For A Burger On The Way To Whistler

by Chris October 25, 2004

brutz

A lazy canadian way of saying Brutal.. It is ub3r fantastic...

"oh buddy thats brutz."

"that chick is brutz."

"Hey did you hear about that Joy chick? Yah shes Brutz."

by Chris October 28, 2004

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

Imbecile

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

Hey, you see that idiot over there? Why are you acting like him? You know you're smarter than him, you imbecile.

by Chris November 1, 2004

Idiot

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

I would never call you a moron, or even an imbecile for that matter. That wouldn't be right! I know you are an idiot.

by Chris November 1, 2004