jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

so small

a reference in South Park (Chimpokoman), refering to penis size.Also the phrase "so small" must be acted out with showing how small with ones hand.

my friend Aaron is so small.

by Chris November 18, 2002

sopranist

A sopranist is a male singer who sings in the soprano vocal range; a countertenor who sings higher than the typical alto range.

There is a large body of music for male soprano written when it was common to use a castrato - a voice type which, for all intents and purposes, no longer exists. Sopranists are very rare, since most countertenors are altos.

Since Max can sing from a middle C to high A, he is considered a sopranist.

by Chris June 19, 2006

L Tarnoff Syndrome

Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being.

L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things.

A list of these actions includes:

-Going to their "friend's" house uninvited.

-Having no train of logic.

-Attracting the opposite sex for no reason.

Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.

You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*

by Chris June 18, 2006

hit it

To leave

It's seven o'clock...let's hit it.

by chris November 24, 2003

Fagism

1) The belief that it is ok to be homosexual.
2) To participate in a homosexual life style.

1)"Man I hate most liberals, they are usually involved in fagism!"
2)"I never see Jamichael with any girls, I wonder if he's involved in fagism?"

by Chris November 17, 2004