chris's definitions
person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
by chris April 10, 2005
Get the fuckwitmug. Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.
"My precioussss"
by Chris January 2, 2004
Get the Preciousmug.
Get the statmug. Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.
The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'
by Chris April 14, 2006
Get the Armymug. Word generally used by scallies/chavs/townies (call em what you will) to mean "really good". Often inexplicably followed by an incredibly long used of the word "yo"
That was rinsin' yooooooooooooooooooo.
by Chris May 13, 2005
Get the rinsinmug. Hey we fish bowled his car, we opended the doors, and pphhwwooom, shit was like Fast Times At Ridgemont high
by chris January 26, 2004
Get the fish bowlmug. by chris July 3, 2004
Get the zonamug.