chris's definitions

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 2, 2004

stat

Short version for statutory rape

You were brought up on stat charges!!!!!

by Chris January 27, 2004

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006

rinsin

Word generally used by scallies/chavs/townies (call em what you will) to mean "really good". Often inexplicably followed by an incredibly long used of the word "yo"

That was rinsin' yooooooooooooooooooo.

by Chris May 13, 2005

fish bowl

To fill a room or car up with smoke

Hey we fish bowled his car, we opended the doors, and pphhwwooom, shit was like Fast Times At Ridgemont high

by chris January 26, 2004

zona

zona - jail,prison in russian slang, word itself translates as zone..obvious really.

"on tolko sto iz zoni vishol.." -
"He's just out"

by chris July 3, 2004