chris's definitions

Mega Sucks

something that sucks really bad

that band mega sucks...

by chris November 1, 2004

Wanksta

"Gangstas" pretent to get their hustle, bitches & money on and depend on a bus ticket.

"I saw T-Baby over there with all his bling and his best clothes waiting at the bus station"

by Chris January 31, 2005

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

by Chris April 12, 2005

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

Nudge

To vibrate a certian someones msn window while im talking to them, a little nerd way of saying "hey i like you"....like right now.....tee hee....

*clicks vibrated button on "He says death will give us back to god " 's window.

by Chris June 9, 2005