Definitions by chris

Hum 

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

Hum by Chris April 17, 2005

WDW 

an acronym for the expression: "Whatever, dude. Whatever."

Used to express contempt.

Nate: Where were you for so long?
Chris: I was banging your girlfriend.
Nate: WDW.

WDW by Chris April 16, 2005

The Sammy Hagar 

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

The Sammy Hagar by Chris April 16, 2005

bolle 

English slang: To defecate on your partner's chest, either male or female.

I surprised her with a bolle, she didn't take it too well. Then i had to clean up.

bolle by Chris April 15, 2005

MigraineXcore 

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

MigraineXcore by Chris April 15, 2005

Mr.Showtime 

The greatest wrestler that ever was.

Mr. Showtime has defeated the likes of Ghost, Degenerate, Slash, Tank, and Enforcer with out breaking a sweat

Mr.Showtime by Chris April 15, 2005

flap 

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

flap by Chris April 14, 2005