12 definition by chosney

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.
by Chosney September 15, 2003

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To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.
Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.
by Chosney September 11, 2003

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The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick
Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died
by Chosney July 14, 2003

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Code for big boobs
Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.
by Chosney July 10, 2003

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When taking a Winnick the toilet paper runs out.
I was left High and Dry, now my underwear has racing stripes.
by chosney August 06, 2003

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