Definitions by chosney

one wiper 

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

one wiper by chosney August 6, 2003

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

phantom by Chosney July 14, 2003

product manager 

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

product manager by Chosney July 11, 2003

smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

smart by Chosney July 10, 2003

winnick 

Shit

I just took a big Winnick

winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003