Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.
Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.
by choad al amode March 23, 2021
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Gwarvid

When you or someone you have been in close contact with caught COVID at a GWAR concert.
Sorry boss. I can't make it to work this week because I tested positive for gwarvid after the concert on Saturday. I'll be isolating for at least a few more days!
by choad al amode May 29, 2022
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vagelous

When an individual is jealous of another person's vagina.
I was vagelous of her tight pussy.
by choad al amode December 10, 2016
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pandemonic

The work of the devil during times of global pandemics.
The fires and floods of 2020 were totally devastating and clearly pandemonic.

Stephanie was violently vomiting pea soup and chanting when we realized she required a pandemonic exorcism.
by choad al amode November 21, 2020
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Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.
The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.
by choad al amode May 16, 2020
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Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.
Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.
by choad al amode May 06, 2019
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pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.
I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.
by choad al amode November 21, 2020
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