Qanonomicon

Noun: This fictional "book of dead names" is specific to the fictional beliefs of qanon members. Bound in the flesh of lizard peoples it includes spells that give impressionable idiots the ability to repeat nonsensical phrases without consideration of basic logic or reason.
It is pronounced "q-anon-nom-ih-kon". Like all of qanons ideas, it is for entertainment purposes only and should never be considered real.
I just got my 1st edition Qanonomicon in the mail, now I will have a book bound of flesh as nice as the Necronomicon in the Evil Dead movies!
by choad al amode March 23, 2021
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pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.
I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.
by choad al amode November 21, 2020
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Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.
Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.
by choad al amode March 23, 2021
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quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.
Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.
by choad al amode May 16, 2020
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vagelous

When an individual is jealous of another person's vagina.
I was vagelous of her tight pussy.
by choad al amode December 10, 2016
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Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.
I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!
by choad al amode November 21, 2020
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Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.
The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.
by choad al amode May 16, 2020
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