Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 06, 2019

vagelous

When an individual is jealous of another person's vagina.

I was vagelous of her tight pussy.

by choad al amode December 10, 2016

Stucker

Noun; A sticker that has been stuck to something. past tense of sticker.

Once a sticker has been stuck to something it has fulfilled it's destiny and has no remaining potential to stick to anything else ever again. From that moment on, it can no longer be called a sticker as it has become (and will always remain) a stucker.

by choad al amode April 26, 2022

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

Qanonomicon

Noun: This fictional "book of dead names" is specific to the fictional beliefs of qanon members. Bound in the flesh of lizard peoples it includes spells that give impressionable idiots the ability to repeat nonsensical phrases without consideration of basic logic or reason.
It is pronounced "q-anon-nom-ih-kon". Like all of qanons ideas, it is for entertainment purposes only and should never be considered real.

I just got my 1st edition Qanonomicon in the mail, now I will have a book bound of flesh as nice as the Necronomicon in the Evil Dead movies!

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

by choad al amode March 23, 2021