choad al amode's definitions

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

vagelous

When an individual is jealous of another person's vagina.

I was vagelous of her tight pussy.

by choad al amode December 10, 2016

Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Stucker

Noun; A sticker that has been stuck to something. past tense of sticker.

Once a sticker has been stuck to something it has fulfilled it's destiny and has no remaining potential to stick to anything else ever again. From that moment on, it can no longer be called a sticker as it has become (and will always remain) a stucker.

by choad al amode April 26, 2022

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

Gwarvid

When you or someone you have been in close contact with caught COVID at a GWAR concert.

Sorry boss. I can't make it to work this week because I tested positive for gwarvid after the concert on Saturday. I'll be isolating for at least a few more days!

by choad al amode May 29, 2022

pandemonic

The work of the devil during times of global pandemics.

The fires and floods of 2020 were totally devastating and clearly pandemonic.

Stephanie was violently vomiting pea soup and chanting when we realized she required a pandemonic exorcism.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020