choad al amode's definitions

Gwarvid

When you or someone you have been in close contact with caught COVID at a GWAR concert.

Sorry boss. I can't make it to work this week because I tested positive for gwarvid after the concert on Saturday. I'll be isolating for at least a few more days!

by choad al amode May 29, 2022

Stucker

Noun; A sticker that has been stuck to something. past tense of sticker.

Once a sticker has been stuck to something it has fulfilled it's destiny and has no remaining potential to stick to anything else ever again. From that moment on, it can no longer be called a sticker as it has become (and will always remain) a stucker.

by choad al amode April 26, 2022

Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

Qanonomicon

Noun: This fictional "book of dead names" is specific to the fictional beliefs of qanon members. Bound in the flesh of lizard peoples it includes spells that give impressionable idiots the ability to repeat nonsensical phrases without consideration of basic logic or reason.
It is pronounced "q-anon-nom-ih-kon". Like all of qanons ideas, it is for entertainment purposes only and should never be considered real.

I just got my 1st edition Qanonomicon in the mail, now I will have a book bound of flesh as nice as the Necronomicon in the Evil Dead movies!

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemonic

The work of the devil during times of global pandemics.

The fires and floods of 2020 were totally devastating and clearly pandemonic.

Stephanie was violently vomiting pea soup and chanting when we realized she required a pandemonic exorcism.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020