Definitions by chickenman

onecheeksneak 

The art of lifting one ass cheek to slip out a silent fart.

Ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?

onecheeksneak by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper 

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

lapper by Chickenman June 12, 2003

oneyedsnake 

slang for the male penis

Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake.

oneyedsnake by Chickenman June 12, 2003

uppauass 

Slang term for Anal intercourse

Hold on honey I'm gonns stick my dick uppauass.

uppauass by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Surprise 

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

Surprise by Chickenman June 12, 2003

terdsrtapered

Describes the shape of feces

You know terdsrtapered to prevent your ass from slamming shut after you shit.

terdsrtapered by Chickenman June 12, 2003

uppaus 

A part of the United States

I'm from New York, you know the uppaus.

uppaus by Chickenman June 12, 2003