char h's definitions

guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

kattywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

by Char H January 29, 2006