41 definitions by char h
A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.
customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."
by char h January 8, 2006
Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.
by char h January 8, 2006
A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.
"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"
by char h January 8, 2006
by char h January 11, 2006
An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.
Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
by char h January 8, 2006
The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
by char h January 11, 2006
Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.
"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"
by char h January 8, 2006