char h's definitions

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck

Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.

"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"

by Char H January 8, 2006

busket

An item taken from you that you want back. Taken from the scene in the movie "Suicide Kings" where Dennis Leary's charachter takes an old homeless man's bucket from him, and so the old man says "That's my busket."

"hey, that's my busket! gimmie it back"

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006