chagrin94's definitions

Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)

My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

Poopwiener

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.

"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

nigger rich

(adj.) a derogatory term used to refer to a selfishly extravagant person who has no prospects of ever paying off the debts they incur. (Esp. someone whose sole purchasing power comes from disreputable credit cards or drugs.)

Q: Where the hell did he get those rims? He works at f***ing McDonalds!
A: He copped some credit cards and now he's nigger rich.

by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005

royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.

Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!

by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005