royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
by Chagrin94 August 15, 2005
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Necktie

A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.
Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds":
"Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap!"
by chagrin94 November 13, 2009
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Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)
My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005
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Klinefelter

A nickname for the drink commonly referred to as "Red Bull & vodka"
Hey, barkeep! Get us a round of Klinefelters, wouldja?
by chagrin94 November 13, 2009
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