chagrin94's definitions

Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)

My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

Poopwiener

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.

"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.

Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!

by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005

nozzle

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.

"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005