chadsuperhero's definitions

the

Second-most common word in the English language, right after 'fuck'.

What the fuck?!

by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013

ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)

I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.

by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013

heterosexual

Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.

Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

Superman

First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.

Superman flies high and prevails against evil with wisdom and might.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

Hairy Ass Truman

What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.

Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

you

The person without a sense of humor who is going to reject this submission.

You take yourself to seriously.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013