chUck's definitions

Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 28, 2003

phreak

as an expansion on a previously posted deffinition:

A phreak is anyone who explores phone systems. Basically a phone hacker

by Chuck May 6, 2003

kantonese q-tip

busting a nut into an un-willing partners ear.

by chuck August 18, 2003

Blick

So black that one appears slick- like oil.

I thought I was dark til I seen dat nigga- his ass is blick!

by Chuck March 20, 2004

Banana Boat

a song sung by Harry Belafonte or day-o

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a'rum
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Stack banana till thee morning come
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,

he say day, he say day

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Hide thee deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,

he say day, he say day

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

by chuck September 18, 2005

Plakas

Plakas: A greek school-boy who enjoys making "pwn" with other school-boy's and usually joins the Air Force at the age of 19.

"My name is Plakas, lets play some counter-strike, oh wait I must fix some planes."

by Chuck March 12, 2005

mingin'

a hainasly ugle feamale, also refered to as a minga

man, slaters girlfreinds such a minga.
or nah dude, shes mingin

by chuck April 2, 2003