certaminator's definitions

femturbate

Wanking/gooning as a female

Etymology: Latin FEMINA (woman) + TURBŌ (to disturb)

Have you seen how she femturbates when Lucas is around?

by certaminator September 28, 2025

aquiline

1. Eagle-like.

Etymology: Latin aquila -ae, eagle

2. One of the 7 Roman Hills

Americans' lives are so aquiline, you know? It's the national symbol.

by certaminator August 10, 2025

Grumm

A tangible name for animals in Minecraft that you can bestow to flip said entity upside down.

My pet dog Grumm has a hard time walking with his legs in the air, you know?

by certaminator August 10, 2025

detarenegia

A condition present in content that is heavily computer or machine-generated and lacks human origin.

Etymology: Latin de- (about) + taur- (bull) + neg- (not). Signifies the novel absence of natural insignia in today's social media, a notable example being animals such as the bull.

With the heavy increase of artificial intelligence and evolved machinery within the last decade comes a near-inexplicable rise of detarenegia.

by certaminator August 10, 2025

A Toyota

A phrase that is highly subject to aibohphobia. Fun fact: Toyota is the only car manufacturer where affixing an article renders the phrase a palindrome.

Me: I drive *a Toyota*, why?
Aibohphobe: *Runs away screaming*

by certaminator September 4, 2025