Inverkip is a village in the west coast of Scotland. It is normally pretty peaceful but has gotten more murder-y in recent decades.
There is a beautiful marina that has lots of boats and some really nice rich people homes. There's also a manor called Ardgowan that is surrounded by land where you can find sheep and horses etc.
Inverkip was small but new houses keep being built on the hills behind the village and lots of trees are being knocked down to do this because someone said "fuck the environment!".
From Inverkip you can travel down the stunning coastal road towards Largs, perfect for summer driving. Inverkip has a small beach as well, which is usually quiet but can occasionally be filled with drunk teenagers.
There is a beautiful marina that has lots of boats and some really nice rich people homes. There's also a manor called Ardgowan that is surrounded by land where you can find sheep and horses etc.
Inverkip was small but new houses keep being built on the hills behind the village and lots of trees are being knocked down to do this because someone said "fuck the environment!".
From Inverkip you can travel down the stunning coastal road towards Largs, perfect for summer driving. Inverkip has a small beach as well, which is usually quiet but can occasionally be filled with drunk teenagers.
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

Kilmacolm is a village in western Scotland. It has some poor people but is predominantly populated by the middle and upper classes.
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

Elizabeth Windsor, ruler of the United Kingdom and a few other places (e.g. Canada, Australia) is actually not the second Elizabeth to rule Scotland so can't be called Elizabeth II there.
There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.
She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.
There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.
She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

A more Scottish way of saying "keep the head"; it means to stay calm and keep your mind away from going crazy-loco or angry.
by catpeesweeties February 10, 2021

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.
Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

An area in the borough of Lambeth located in south London. West Norwood ain't as cool as Brixton and it ain't as posh as Dulwich, however it's kind of okay.
West Norwood cemetery is pretty interesting and has some famous people buried there.
There are also lots of stray cats in West Norwood and at night the foxes come out to get food remains from the rubbish bins.
West Norwood cemetery is pretty interesting and has some famous people buried there.
There are also lots of stray cats in West Norwood and at night the foxes come out to get food remains from the rubbish bins.
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

Galoshans is a word used in Greenock, Scotland and surrounding areas. It refers to going around homes on Halloween night and performing a song or play. Its origins are in the Scots language and it comes from the epistle of St Paul to the Galatians, a part of the Bible. Galoshans essentially being a Scots form of 'Galatians'. This is due to the tradition of Bible plays being performed on Halloween night.
by catpeesweeties October 04, 2024
