catchingfire3's definitions

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep

I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Pooge

A mixture of splooge (sperm) and poop due to anal intercourse

Pronounced Pooj

I just pooged my pants bro!
Tmi dude.

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 5, 2019

Cunt licker

Someone who starts cunnilingus or licking of the vagina and when the female is about to climax/cum the guy/girl stops. Also an insult

Let me guess. You are getting a divorce for an accidental cunt licking.
Fucking cunt licker!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

EDM Music

What old people call EDM because they don't understand it means Electro Dance Music.

Did you hear that new EDM music album?

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018