Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Peep

1) When you (male or female) pee and poop at the same time
2) catch a look at someone or something real quickly

1) Have you ever peeped your pants?
2) I had a little peep at the girl next door

by catchingfire3 October 15, 2020

Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep

I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding

by catchingfire3 August 03, 2019

Idiation

Noun: The action of being stupid and/or sounding stupid

Just by saying idiation makes you stupid!
The man was performing an act of idiation
The idiation of this man is off the charts

by catchingfire3 February 03, 2018

Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 06, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who is indeed not sexually attracted to pans, but is, in fact, sexually attracted to everything and anything.

Friend:DId you know that my sister is pansexual?
Me:Really? Huh... Pans. Weird thing to be attracted to

by catchingfire3 March 01, 2019