Definitions by carpet wizard

Knittys 

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

Carpet wizard 

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

Carpet wizard by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

Shaggin wagon 

A car designed for sex

Oh are you going in the shaggin wagon

Shaggin wagon by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

Shack it up shack 

A sex motel

You two are going to the shack it up shack

Shack it up shack by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

The aiden 

An epic dance move that consists of putting your arms behind your back and swinging them in a circle one at a time

Look at him dance he's doing the Aiden

The aiden by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016