a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 05, 2004

jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.

person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!

by captain awesome February 12, 2008

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.

That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!

by Captain Awesome December 04, 2003

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005