captain awesome's definitions

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I attend school at MIT.

by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

dode

Another term for penis.

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.

Arrr! I need to bury me booty.

by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005