candy's definitions

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

preak

a horny freak. in other words, a pervert.

Usually used in reference to old men who prey upon little children. For example, Mr. Hill, formerly a principal at Gateway Academy, home of the Preaks

by candy November 1, 2004

bernie

A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.

by candy November 1, 2004

shna

That's what she said

a girl says to you,
"thats a really ugly hat"
then your friend comes up and says,
"thats a really ugly hat"
you say,
"Shna!", indicating the girl

by Candy February 13, 2004

pooh

word commonly used when a mistake was made

ohh pooh i shot Eddy not Frank

by Candy February 18, 2007

gatch

my childhood word for putting two things together

i gatched the poster to the wall

by candy March 26, 2004

yo

the other half of u... when someone puts the two together they get "you" ... ohh my god would u look at that... yo + u = you!!! whodda thunk it???

hey yo i cant spell u properly (you)

by candy March 26, 2004