brown shark

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.

I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

duckwad

An idiot, moron or downright stupid person.

You are being such a fucking duckwad. Stop it.

by Camel Toe December 25, 2003

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 21, 2003

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

TML

Also the Toronto Maple Laffs. Definitely the most useless hockey team of all time as proven by their 35+ years with no Stanley Cup.

by camel toe February 21, 2003