6 definitions by camel toe

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

by camel toe February 22, 2003

duckwad

An idiot, moron or downright stupid person.

You are being such a fucking duckwad. Stop it.

by camel toe December 25, 2003

havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 22, 2003

brown shark

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.

I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.

by camel toe February 22, 2003

TML

Also the Toronto Maple Laffs. Definitely the most useless hockey team of all time as proven by their 35+ years with no Stanley Cup.

by camel toe February 22, 2003

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 22, 2003