callum69's definitions

Masturbation

Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.

by Callum69 May 24, 2009

Wet Dream

Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.

Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.

On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.

Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.

by Callum69 May 16, 2009

shower

A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan

by Callum69 May 12, 2009

Resident Evil 6

The next game of the Resident Evil games. Its set in the bleak future where zombies have learned that masturbation feels better then eating people. Join Chris and Jill as they battle to save the world's toilets, showers, bedrooms' beds and tissue supply from being devoured by the zombies. The final level involves Chris having a wank over a picture of Jill, and being mistaken as a zombie by Jill. Will he finish his awsome wank in time? or will he get blue balls when Jill knocks him out? Buy the game to find out.

Coming to a store near you

OMG Resident Evil 6 is such an awsome game! I feel kinda awkward playing it around my parents though...

penis, wank, resident evil, jill valentine, chris, game, ps3

by Callum69 May 12, 2009