6 definitions by caillou3618495!
karlaism is a religion or cult based on the belief that there is a godly creature named karla (often confused with the name 'klara') who may be visible to some people as a teenager who is a ginger and possibly identifies as a girl, which there is no direct record of, or a small dog which can be seen on posters in many cities around the world that say things like "who has seen karla?".
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.
"i have converted to karlaism, i am now a karlaist."
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"
by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022
Karla is a teenager with (originally) ginger hair, who may appear to people as a missing, small dog, visible on search-posters all around the world, that might say "have you seen karla?". Karla is a godly creature and she is sacred, which is why the religion of karlaism is based on her. Karla is not a heterosexual. Karla was first known in the form of an art student, she is also a material gworl/material girl, or is referred to as such by youth.
"have you seen karla?"
"oh yes, i have seen her human form when i prayed to karla's altar."
"that is incredible, but I'm actually just looking for my dog, who is a dog."
"oh yes, i have seen her human form when i prayed to karla's altar."
"that is incredible, but I'm actually just looking for my dog, who is a dog."
by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022
A book, appearently written by Karl marx and friedrich engels in the beginnings of all time. Its cover is a red and gold pattern. It's written in very old and smart english. The koran is the holy book used in karlaism, the cult of a mighty godly creature named karla. There is only one koran in this world, currently it is to be found at an art school in central europe. Reading the koran provides one with close to all the knowledge that is needed to be a good karlaist.
"I read the koran yesterday and learned about hoq I shall pray to karla properly."
"is that the koran on your table?! that's so amazing! i wish i had my own koran."
"is that the koran on your table?! that's so amazing! i wish i had my own koran."
by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022
A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022
Sylke is very ignorant and her purple hair looks depressing, even after dying it black, also she looks like a turtle and doesn't like trans kids. Sylke is a negative term used to refer to unfriendly people, similar to "karen", but it's usually about a teacher.
Friend 1: Hey, have you been to school today?
Friend 2: Yes, that teacher annoyed me so much, she discriminated against me for being transgender.
Friend 1: Dang, what a Sylke!
Friend 2: Yes, she really is a Sylke.
Friend 2: Yes, that teacher annoyed me so much, she discriminated against me for being transgender.
Friend 1: Dang, what a Sylke!
Friend 2: Yes, she really is a Sylke.
by caillou3618495! November 23, 2021
A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.
"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."
by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022