fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 21, 2005

drongo

A stupid person, especially an Australian.

G'day mate, you're a drongo!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

by Chris October 28, 2003

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 09, 2004

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

Legendary

See Deathbringer5. That is the true definition.

That guy is legnedary.

by Chris March 27, 2005

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 09, 2004