slaunch

adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one's favor.

That's fucking slaunch!

by Chris September 25, 2005

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 12, 2003

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"

"aw man! hoobastank?"

by Chris February 23, 2005

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 25, 2003

god

a mystery to man-kind, his existence cannot be proven and his non-existence cannot be proven as well

" hey check out that crazy god, oh wait he isn't there, no he is i just saw him"

by Chris December 21, 2004

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 22, 2003