cHris's definitions

Wanksta

"Gangstas" pretent to get their hustle, bitches & money on and depend on a bus ticket.

"I saw T-Baby over there with all his bling and his best clothes waiting at the bus station"

by Chris January 31, 2005

Mega Sucks

something that sucks really bad

that band mega sucks...

by chris November 1, 2004

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004

Ball Ache

Like pain in the ass. Refers to a laborious task.

"gota wax my snowboard it's a right ball ache"

by Chris September 13, 2004

ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 27, 2003

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004