c mart's definitions

splitter agenda

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

by C MART October 8, 2005

cracker star

To throw a saltine cracker at someone to try to inflict harm.

Man, Jeff just cracker starred me!
The room was in a mess form all the cracker stars.

by C MART December 28, 2005

Bio Kinetics

A Place that pays you to take medicine for money. Located in Springfield, Mo.

Dude 1: Hey man you gonna be at the kegger this weekend?
Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.

by C MART December 28, 2005

stoned to the marrow

The Furthest you can get stoned.

Stoner 1: Man i am stoned to the bone!
Chong 1: Dude i am stoned to the marrow.

by C MART December 28, 2005

dirty dick disease

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD

Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD

by C MART December 28, 2005

Screamin bleeder

A chick that is on the rag and all she wants to do is dry hump your leg.

Dude that guy is getting his leg humped off.
Yea that chick is a screamin bleeder.

by C MART December 28, 2005

bootjack

(n) to make long voyages to get trim or beer, and having a handicap or even a cast on your leg (bootjack)!

Man! Did you get some trim with that bootjack on!
Eric bootjacked it, all the way across the beach to get some strange.

by C MART September 29, 2005