A person who is so tall they can destroy a caravan by just standing up in it. As he stands up the caravandal's head smashes through the roof and the caravan is then ruined.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 28, 2009
Get the Caravandal mug.The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 01, 2009
Get the Nogtard's Tongue mug.The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?
No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009
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Where's Nogtard's Bog gone? Thought the Maltby men were all heroes.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 01, 2009
Get the Rogue Maltbyite mug.Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.
Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?
Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009
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What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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