Definitions by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle
Pak Magic
Eggs.
Grandad curry-hat's idea of black magic is having eggs placed in his hedge by Nogtard as a revenge prank for having bourbons posted through his letterbox.
The old twat was so terrified he phoned the landlady next door, shaking in his turban.
Grandad curry-hat's idea of black magic is having eggs placed in his hedge by Nogtard as a revenge prank for having bourbons posted through his letterbox.
The old twat was so terrified he phoned the landlady next door, shaking in his turban.
Pak Magic by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 31, 2009
Braai
South African word for a barbecue. According to Pork Scotch and Goofy Granny this is "the only way to eat" and even "the only way to live". In reality however it is the only way to be fat and gay and wear pink flowery shorts.
For normal people a braai is something reserved for special occasions. For Scotch Man Porky Wawky its something you do at least once a day if the sun is out.
Braai by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 31, 2009
Scotch Fugly
The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
Scotch Fugly by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 29, 2009
Caravandal
A person who is so tall they can destroy a caravan by just standing up in it. As he stands up the caravandal's head smashes through the roof and the caravan is then ruined.
Caravandal by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 28, 2009
Maxwells
A South African word for 'bollocks'. The word was coined in the 1980s by South Africans who came to realise that English men called Maxwell talk nothing but bollocks.
Pork Scotch: I've got a girlfriend.
South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.
South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.
Maxwells by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 29, 2009
Asda Bog Cleaner
A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Asda Bog Cleaner by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009