Definitions by butt weasel

tosstalgia 

bashing the bishop whilst remeniscing about former partner

I was thinking about Maurine last night and getting all tosstalgic in the lav.

tosstalgia by butt weasel August 29, 2003

dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

polishing the buddha 

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

polishing the buddha by butt weasel August 29, 2003

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003