Definitions by butt weasel

Wally Jumblat 

1) 1970s Beirut warlord.
2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks

Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats

Wally Jumblat by butt weasel August 29, 2003

dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003

polishing the buddha 

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

polishing the buddha by butt weasel August 29, 2003