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attempt it and succeed 

The new, corrected, optimistic, and success inducing version of the idiom "trial and error."

Some of the few individuals who stop to analyze language and think about what humans are really doing, really not doing, and perhaps should be doing, realized that the idiom trial and error induces failure, and they have corrected it to "attempt it and succeed."

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overfuck 

To engage in sex more often than is sensible.

To prevent the public from noticing that they are being taken advantage of by society's most powerful institutions, the media's programming induces everyone to overconsume, overeat, and overfuck (engage in sex too often).

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undermove

To move one's body less than one needs to move it to be healthy.

All the conveniences Americans have at their disposal makes them undermove. To not walk—which is what our bodies are designed to do a lot of—I used to drive three blocks to the grocery store. No wonder so many people wind up getting knee surgery. Undermoving atrophies muscles.

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salaried slave 

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

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ignorance reducer 

A funny way to call a teacher, instructor, or professor.

Charles Riddlesolver realized that a teacher is an ignorance reducer.

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deroganym 

A derogatory word or name.

'Nitwit' is a deroganym.

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zeroize 

To reduce something to zero.

He wants to zeroize corruption, and he wants to zeroize the incidence of cigarette smoking.

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