Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.

Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.

by busted hyman July 13, 2009

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Beaver Milk

The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.

Her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once I started to tongue her clitoris.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 09, 2006

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

the snip

Another word, of Australian origin, for 'vasectomy'.

The wife and I don't want any more kids, so I went to the doctor and had the snip.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006