Definitions by busted hyman

sideburns 

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

sideburns by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

fatal first piss 

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

fatal first piss by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.

That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.

Busted Hyman by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

deep rimming 

One step further advanced from rimming, it is the inserting of one's tongue as far as possible into someone's anus for the purposes of deriving pleasure for both the rimmer and the rimmee. Is best done with a clean anus and with rectum devoid of faeces. An incredible turn on for all concerned when performed correctly.

After licking her juicy twat to orgasm in that last 69er, I moved up to the brown and I did some serious deep rimming of her delicious date.

deep rimming by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M 

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

D.I.N.K.U.M by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Methane Man 

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

Methane Man by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

mercaptan 

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

mercaptan by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006