busted hyman's definitions

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

PC

Politically Correct. A left wing plot, encouraged by the soft cock media, to ensure that people are persecuted if one calls a spade a spade. The idea is that no one's feelings are to be hurt and everyone is homogenous. You used to be able to say "Gee, you are a short cunt". Now you say nothing but if you really must say something, you must say "I am very sorry to notice that you are vertically challenged".

I hate being PC. I want to go back to the days when men were men and women were glad !

A fuckwit is a 'fuckwit'. A fuckwit is not an 'otherwise valuable and wonderful person which I have failed to ascertain the reasons for being unable to understand or enjoy the company of'.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.

That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006