busted hyman's definitions

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.

Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

the snip

Another word, of Australian origin, for 'vasectomy'.

The wife and I don't want any more kids, so I went to the doctor and had the snip.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

PC

Politically Correct. A left wing plot, encouraged by the soft cock media, to ensure that people are persecuted if one calls a spade a spade. The idea is that no one's feelings are to be hurt and everyone is homogenous. You used to be able to say "Gee, you are a short cunt". Now you say nothing but if you really must say something, you must say "I am very sorry to notice that you are vertically challenged".

I hate being PC. I want to go back to the days when men were men and women were glad !

A fuckwit is a 'fuckwit'. A fuckwit is not an 'otherwise valuable and wonderful person which I have failed to ascertain the reasons for being unable to understand or enjoy the company of'.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006