cunt court

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!
by burbman1969 October 23, 2020
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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022
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hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business
hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket
by burbman1969 December 04, 2020
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stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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