a couple of gay jewish men
oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet
like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street
aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby
your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking
come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck
donald trump in bed
as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next
the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
Buy a
stiff pricks and beer
mug!
the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore
hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick
