holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street
aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby
by burbman1969 January 28, 2021
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the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel
hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!
by burbman1969 November 18, 2020
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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sack boxing

your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking
come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck
by burbman1969 December 04, 2020
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j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
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prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore
hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick
by burbman1969 October 24, 2020
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stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
by burbman1969 November 01, 2020
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