Definitions by burbman1969

sack boxing 

your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking

come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck

sack boxing by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

choose to mask it, or choose a casket 

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

choose to mask it, or choose a casket by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

limp blimp 

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

limp blimp by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

the jew flu 

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

the jew flu by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

stay hard retard 

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

stay hard retard by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

prick trick 

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

prick trick by burbman1969 November 3, 2020

clit clock 

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

clit clock by burbman1969 November 1, 2020