clambake

a group of women stay in the sauna far too long and basically cook their vaginas

bill , lets go to the clambake. ill grab the beer, yummy!!

by burbman1969 February 12, 2021

jewcey fruits

a couple of gay jewish men

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 04, 2020

prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore

hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick

by burbman1969 October 24, 2020

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 01, 2020

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021