fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

carbage

A garbage bin for your car. The bin is usually kept behind the front seats.

"Where should I throw out this hamburger wrapper?"

"Use the carbage!"

by bumbobway September 29, 2005

wastarded

When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.

Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 25, 2006

fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

by bumbobway January 6, 2007

groargh

A noise uttered from a foul, disgusting, overweight person. It may come in the form of a sigh, hiccup, groan, yawn or even as a part of speech. Spelling may differ based on the length of the groargh. It may be lengthened to include more o's, a's and r's. A long groargh represents a stomach-turning noise that is extremely disturbing to all who hear it.

"Grooooooooaaaaaaaarghh!"

Office worker 1: "What was that?"
Office worker 2: "That was our disgusting coworker Alex. That was one of his groarghs."
Office worker 2: "Foul."

by bumbobway April 16, 2008

man back

When a woman has a very masculine back. This disturbing and very unfeminine feature includes any or all of these features: broad shoulders, large back muscles (lats and traps), or lots of moles or freckles.

Girlfriend: "Is that a man or a woman?"
Guy: "It's a girl, but that's some serious man back!"

by bumbobway December 23, 2005