buddy retard's definitions

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

by buddy retard July 3, 2020

corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.

Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)

by buddy retard September 15, 2020

evil incarnate

People that shit in urinals

People that shit in urinals are evil incarnate

by buddy retard June 21, 2020

6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.

i 6 year old

by buddy retard July 15, 2020

future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.

1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.

by buddy retard February 3, 2023

deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

by buddy retard July 4, 2020

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020