Definitions by bud e love

ripped 

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

ripped by Bud E Love September 23, 2003

Tennessee Waterfall 

1. Short hait up front, long hair outbacl
2. see mullet or hockey hair

Jeb had a wonderfull Tennessee Waterfall to show off to the ladies. He also has 7 original teeth left.

Tennessee Waterfall by Bud E Love May 19, 2003

erection 

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!

In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.

erection by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Matrix Reloaded 

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

Matrix Reloaded by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

villiage idiot 

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

villiage idiot by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

ultimate embrace 

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

ultimate embrace by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

dot not feather

1. Person from India, not American Indian. Use with hand motion of finger to forehead then four fingers behind head.

Shim is Indian, dot not feather.

dot not feather by Bud E Love May 16, 2003