buck futt's definitions

kinderdrunk

Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.

Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!

by Buck Futt February 24, 2009

Shocking Sanchez

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.

After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.

by Buck Futt April 3, 2010

double poser

A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.

"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"

by Buck Futt April 21, 2010

EAPOS

Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).

"What are you doing right now?"

"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."

by Buck Futt February 17, 2010