Not having seen Jan in 3 years, Mike hoped a Southwest flight to hit that poon one more time. Mike engaged in an Aerial booty call.
by Buck Futt March 03, 2010
When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....
by Buck Futt February 23, 2010
A Carolina chickadee is a burst of extremely loud microphonic feedback. The most common way this can be achieved is when a person takes a hot microphone and puts it in front of a working loudspeaker to obtain feedback. This action is most often used in bars around or after closing time to get unruly patrons to leave the establishment.
Man..that asshole had to pull a Carolina chickadee to get us out the bar last night..my ears is still rangin'!!!
by Buck Futt January 17, 2012
Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009