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by Bryce June 17, 2004
Get the Pouls'd mug.by bryce June 18, 2004
Get the pouls'n mug.(1) Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”, in this years Eurovision Song Contest.
However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.
On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
“ZLAD” – A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.
“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.
After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).
(2) Gay ass player in FFXI who doesn't know what he's doing. Wants to be a Ranger/Warrior which will never work. Says "playah" a lot. His friends are sexy.
However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.
On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
“ZLAD” – A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.
“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.
After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).
(2) Gay ass player in FFXI who doesn't know what he's doing. Wants to be a Ranger/Warrior which will never work. Says "playah" a lot. His friends are sexy.
"Hey baby, wake up from your asleep. We have arrived onto the future, and the whole world has become... Elektronik Supersonik, Supersonik Elektronik."
by Bryce October 4, 2004
Get the Zladko mug.Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
by Bryce October 27, 2004
Get the kinetic mug.Used as a verb, means to "attack," "physically abuse," or "totally whoop," something or someone. Often used in jest.
by Bryce February 28, 2004
Get the jackie chan mug.another form of "suck dick". started over in carpenteria, CA, and is now used over the great reaches of no where else.
by Bryce April 18, 2004
Get the sport dome mug.The act of viciously destroying the countryside, thatched roof cottages, and peasents with fire emitted from the mouth of Trogdor the Burninator (a.k.a. Trogdor).
"The knights and archers looked on helplessly as the great Trogdor burninated the entire countryside, killing many peasents, and destroying many thatched roof cottages."
by Bryce January 8, 2004
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