Elena is the Coolest person ever!
by Bryant June 15, 2004

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004

1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
by Bryant November 20, 2004

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.
Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.
Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
by Bryant September 12, 2003

by Bryant September 01, 2008

A gluttonous female with a little more than just backfat making up her figure who is also know to have very loose morals.
by Bryant September 12, 2003

A video done to O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei by the "Backstreet Bejs" a group of three men who display intimacy toward each other (and pretty much hit on whoever is watching the video), and also play with rubber penises during the video. It's filename is Klip.wmv, was partially an inspiration to an anime video done to the same song.
by Bryant November 23, 2004
